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The joke in my Christmas cracker today combined two of my enthusiasms - football and Dickens 🌲🌲

A fortune cookie paper containing a joke that asks, How did Scrooge win the football game? with the punchline, The ghost of Christmas passed!

God bless us, every one!

Paul McCartney on a Beatles work-in-progress “It’s complicated now. If we can get it simpler, and then complicate it where it needs to be complicated.”

64 Reasons To Celebrate Paul McCartney - by Ian Leslie

This is reminiscient of the quote attributed to Einstein - Everything Should Be Made as Simple as Possible, But Not Simpler – Quote Investigator®

A person poses with a guitar, surrounded by colorful stickers, with Paul McCartney and All the Best written above and below them.

My Crucial Tracks this week were Xmas songs by Cyndi Lauper, Johnnie Allan, June (JC?) Lodge, Christy Moore, and some un-Xmas ones from the Pogues (particularly un-festive) , the Undertones and the Jamaicans

These were my Crucial Tracks for the last few days.

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Another festive favourite

"Early Christmas Morning" by Cyndi Lauper

This feels like it has everything but the kitchen sink...a children's choir, a vaguely reggae-ish beat, a Cajun-y accordion*, and Cyndi's wonderful voice on top of it all

*I am totally un-musical so take this with a pinch of salt

"Early Christmas Morning" by Cyndi Lauper on Apple music

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This is from a Cajun Christmas CD I bought many years ago

"It's Christmas Time in Louisiana" by Johnnie Allan

"It's Christmas Time in Louisiana" by Johnnie Allan on Apple music

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Another Christmas song.

"Joy to the World" by June Lodge

JC Lodge doing a reggae version of Joy to the World

I first heard this in 1988, in a pub near Kew Gardens, which was an unexpected place to hear a reggae version of anything

"Joy to the World" by June Lodge on Apple music

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I'm not a great letter writer, so I'm posting a Christmas song.

"Fairytale of New York" by Christy Moore

I love this song. I love the fact that I hear it in shops, and pubs and clubs, and on the radio. I hear drunk people singing it on the way home from the pub.

It’s kind of magical that this rather niche punky-folky band with a genius song writer had this one big, beautiful hit that comes out once a year and my fanboy cult-ish enthusiasm suddenly becomes mainstream for a month or so.

This live version is great. It’s just Christy and his guitar with a very funny spoken word intro

I love you baby too!

"Fairytale of New York" by Christy Moore on Apple music

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What's your favorite song to listen to in the rain?

"Boys from the County Hell" by The Pogues

Having a favourite song to listen to in the rain seems slightly superfluous on this damp little island....it rains too much.

So I’ve picked a favourite song that mentions the rain.

"On the first day of March it was raining, it was raining worse than anything that I have ever seen"

I liked the idea of the Pogues initially because I liked the idea of a combination of two of my favourite sorts of music - punk and Irish folk

This was the song when I realised that there was more going on in their songwriting than just that fusion.

Includes swears. There’s a slightly less swear-y version that I prefer but I don’t think it’s on Apple

"Boys from the County Hell" by The Pogues on Apple music

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Share a song that captures the feeling of being seventeen.

"Get Over You" by The Undertones

The words of this song resonate in bits rather than in its entirety...dressed like that you must be living in a different world etc....but it's got the adrenaline -rush of being 17 and getting out and about

Also, no matter what anyone tells you, it’s a better song than Teenage Kicks. Possibly.

"Get Over You" by The Undertones on Apple music

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Share a song that sounds like your ideal Sunday morning.

"Ba Ba Boom" by The Jamaicans

Sunday morning needs something that gets you moving (at least in your head), without being too insistent

That’s what I think anyway!

"Ba Ba Boom" by The Jamaicans on Apple music

We went for a walk along town path instead, and that was lovely

A serene scene at dusk features silhouetted trees, a calm river, and a distant spire against a twilight sky.A silhouette of a tall spire is framed by leafless trees against a dusky sky.A serene evening scene features a river flowing under a bridge, with misty trees and a distant silhouette of a church spire under the twilight sky.

Because of what I’d have to say was a disappointing service by Wiltshire Reds buses, this was as close as we got to Stonehenge for Winter solstice this morning.

We were there for an hour and there was one bus.

Felt sorry for the people who’d travelled to get here

People are standing in a line at night, waiting for a bus at a well-lit stop.

Retirement project number 7

Rewrite the words of Ken Dodd’s ‘Happiness’ on the theme of ‘Spursy-ness’

:)

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⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc à

Pantomime at Salisbury Playhouse was, again, terrific

My favourite line, excluding the filthy ones

Swindon? It’s practically the Cotswolds

I don’t know if I’ve read something about Hawksmoor in the past that’s been filed in my subconscious somewhere, but there’s something about his churches that I find a bit disconcerting. Beautiful, but disconcerting.

A city street lined with parked cars and red-brick buildings leads to a distant church with a tall spire under a blue sky.

Donald Trumps administration says that we in Europe are facing “civilisational erasure”.

I went to London today and to be honest I couldn’t see any sign of it

A vibrant cityscape at dusk features a river with a bridge spanning across it, surrounded by illuminated buildings and a clear blue sky.

#TodayILearned that “role [of Mary Poppins] had been earmarked for Bette Davies, with Cary Grant in the running for Bert”. Also, the Sherman brothers said that they thought a nanny must be a goat.

Making Mary Poppins by Todd James Pierce review – the musical brothers behind the movie magic

The Spire is supposed to be Salisbury Cathedral

Till Faber lit on Lord of the Flies, Golding gave it the tedious title Strangers from Within and for what became The Spire he half-jokingly suggested An Erection at Barchester. William Golding: The Faber Letters review – the making of a masterpiece

A large Gothic cathedral with a tall spire is set against a clear blue sky.

The Guardian Long Read - Pretty birds and silly moos’: the women behind the Sex Discrimination Act

An interesting read. It’s jarring how recent much of this is. I met one of the women mentioned, v briefly, and it’s weird to think she was involved in this stuff that feels like it’s way in the past

My crucial tracks from last week - From Clare to Here, Le gorille, This Is to Mother You, Failte Abhaile, King of the Road (but not that one), Merry Xmas Everybody, The Springhill Mining Disaster, and London Girl

Crucial Tracks is fab. Go and join it immediately

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What song makes you feel grateful?

"Clare to Here (Live)" by The Fureys And Davey Arthur

I posted this for JukeboxFridayNight on Mastodon this week, which had the hashtag 'Travellers'

Back in the 1940s, 50 or so people came over to Salisbury from Ennis, in the County Clare, to work in the NHS

One of them was my partner’s dad, so although this isn’t a song of gratitude, it always makes me feel very, very grateful

"Clare to Here (Live)" by The Fureys And Davey Arthur on Apple music

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What's a song you associate with your favorite holiday?

"Le gorille" by Georges Brassens

I didn't quite get to the George Brassens museum, and tbh my French wouldn't have been up to it anyway

"Le gorille" by Georges Brassens on Apple music

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Share a song that feels like it has healing powers.

"This Is to Mother You" by Sinéad O'Connor

This is quite a sad song, given what Sinead said about her childhood, but it feels to me as soothing as a warm bath

"This Is to Mother You" by Sinéad O'Connor on Apple music

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What song makes you think about the future?

"Failte Abhaile (Welcome Home)" by Damien Dempsey

I'm really, really looking forward to Child #1 coming home for Christmas

It’s not very far in the future, admittedly…but I like Damien Dempsey and this is maybe my favourite festive songs of the last few years.

"Failte Abhaile (Welcome Home)" by Damien Dempsey on Apple music

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What's your favorite song to listen to while doing chores?

"King of the Road" by The Rattling Kind

From one of my 'kitchen' playlists...it's not the Roger Miller song.

"King of the Road" by The Rattling Kind on Apple music

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Share a song that sounds like your favorite childhood memory.

"Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade

This came out when I was 9 years old, and I think I remember seeing it on Top of the Pops.

It’s celebratory and wistful at the same time. Noddy seems to be ever so slightly detached from the festivities, at least he does to me

"Merry Xmas Everybody" by Slade on Apple music

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What's a song you'd want your best friend to hear for the first time?

"The Springhill Mining Disaster (feat. Damien Dempsey)" by Pauline Scanlon

I only heard this fairly recently. My friend likes Kate Rusby and Nick Cave (and a few Ewan MacColl songs), and this is in that sort of area

"The Springhill Mining Disaster (feat. Damien Dempsey)" by Pauline Scanlon on Apple music

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Share a song that captures the feeling of being homesick.

"London Girl" by The Pogues

I'm perhaps lucky in that I've never had much cause to be homesick. I live about a mile from the house I grew up in.

However, although it’s not exactly homesickness, we lived in London for 20 years or so, and I do miss it…and this gives me an excuse to post another song about dear old London town.

This song is slightly written off in the Pogues catalogue, partly because it was on an EP along with Body of an American and Rainy Night in Soho, which are classics

"London Girl" by The Pogues on Apple music

How soon is too soon to tuck I to the Christmas cake?

Asking, as they say, for a friend

I went in Salisbury Cathedral

Nick Cave on a Fairy Tale of New York

One of the many reasons this song is so loved is that, beyond almost any other song I can think of, it speaks with such profound compassion to the marginalised and the dispossessed. With one of the greatest opening lines ever written, the lyrics and the vocal performance emanate from deep inside the lived experience itself, existing within the very bones of the song. It never looks down on its protagonists. It does not patronise, but speaks its truth, clear and unadorned. It is a magnificent gift to the outcast, the unlucky and the broken-hearted. We empathise with the plight of the two fractious characters, who live their lonely, desperate lives against all that Christmas promises — home and hearth, cheer, bounty and goodwill. It is as real a piece of lyric writing as I have ever heard, and I have always felt it a great privilege to be close friends with its creator, Shane MacGowan.

The Red Hand Files - Issue #127 / November 2020 - What is your view on the BBC decision on censorship of certain words in Fairytale of New York this Christmas

I went up to the Smoke and saw Kate Rusby, doing her Christmas show. It was all rather lovely.

A large, black Christmas tree is adorned with red lights and various decorations under a glowing sign.A vibrant mural of a bear in a blue coat holding a red hat, surrounded by colorful flowers and patterns, adorns the wall.A nighttime scene with people walking under festive string lights near a waterfront area.A concert hall with an orchestra on stage is viewed from an elevated seating area, featuring tiered balconies and dim lighting.

My crucial tracks over the last few days - Sylvia Tella, The Clash, The Pogues, The Creatures, The Beach Boys and Madness

These are my Crucial Tracks for the last few days.

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What song makes you feel like you're part of something bigger?

"Mother Nature (Rainbow Riddim)" by Sylvia Tella

"Togetherness is what we need"

"Mother Nature (Rainbow Riddim)" by Sylvia Tella on Apple music

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What's your favorite song about friendship?

"Stay Free" by The Clash

I think this might've been the first song by the Clash I really liked. They always felt a bit half-arsed as a punk band...but we're great at the rock-ier end of pop

"Stay Free" by The Clash on Apple music

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What song do you associate with your favorite book or movie?

"The Old Main Drag" by The Pogues

I associate the Pogues with Dickens. They are both poets of London, both are peopled with extraordinary characters, and both are on the side of the outsiders.

"The Old Main Drag" by The Pogues on Apple music

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What's a song that makes you want to learn an instrument?

"Mad Eyed Screamer" by The Creatures

I don't have a musical bone in my body, but I'd quite like to have a go at the drums. It seems like it could be a good workout, no matter how awful I was.

This song would be marvellous to be able to play

"Mad Eyed Screamer" by The Creatures on Apple music

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Share a song that perfectly soundtracks your commute.

"Our House" by Madness

At one stage I used to commute though a Town Called Malice (Woking), Hersham (Boys), Up the ( Clapham) Junction, Lambeth (Walk)., and Waterloo (Sunset)....but those days are no more

"Our House" by Madness on Apple music

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What song makes you feel nostalgic for a time you never lived through?

"Big Sur" by The Beach Boys

I've answered a slightly different question tbh. This is both about a time I never lived through, and about a place I've never been. Except in my imagination.

The Beach Boys, and surf music in general, feels familiar…but also totally alien.

"Big Sur" by The Beach Boys on Apple music

Simon Schama on Downton Abbey

‘a steaming, silvered tureen of snobbery … servicing the instincts of cultural necrophilia'

I don’t think he liked it very much :)

Currently reading: The Great British Dream Factory by Dominic Sandbrook 📚

I got a new old Salisbury postcard. Interesting bits are:

  • the people queuing up for a bus, presumably not knowing that they are going to be stars of both postcard and micro.blog

  • the designation of the Blue Boar Row as the A30 - before the ring road all the a-roads used to wend their way through town

  • Sidney Herbert’s statue is still behind the War Memorial. From memory, it was moved to Victoria Park in 1953, to make room for celebrations for the Coronation

I like the informality of this postcard - it feels like a snap as much as a professional photo

Update: I’ve added in a pic I took today (January 2026)

A historic building in Salisbury, labeled as the Guildhall, is depicted with people gathered and trees in the surroundings.

There isn’t a “right side of history”. History has many sides.

That’s what I think, anyway.

Listening to Richard and Marina on The Rest is Entertainment and Marina mentioned that this advert came out in 1973

A couple of thoughts…

  • I can’t believe it’s that old

  • I don’t know how much TV I remember from 1973, but I certainly remember this

  • I would’ve seen it on a black and white TV. I wonder whether many people any younger than me would know that black and white TV’s were a thing…or that, in the UK, cheaper black and white TV licenses were a thing

  • should someone old enough to remember black and white TV’s really be using the phrase ‘is a thing’?

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