This evening’s Quorn chilli will be enlivened, and hopefully enhanced, by this sauce

I’m slightly dubious about chilli sauces with overly macho branding*, and I’m never quite sure how to use the for-cooking-only ones….so we’ll see what happens

  • Psycho Juice is an exception because it’s good
God Slayer chilli sauce with my thumb covering up the swear

#TodayILearned, from watching the TV quiz The Chase, that “Originally, rhinestones were rock crystals gathered from the river Rhine”….that had never occured to me before

Rhinestone - Wikipedia

LP cover of Rhinestone cowboy

Something I didn’t know…

Henry VIII’s disappointment with Anne of Cleves began when she failed to recognize him when he was in disguise, and they’d never met before.

Six wives | 4. Anne of Cleves - History Extra podcast

Anne of Cleves

I google-ized ‘England fixtures’…and as well as tonight’s fixture it gave me a little summary about our national team.

All good…except for ‘Fight Songs’, for which it lists both Three Lions and the Take That song ‘Greatest Day’

Neither of these seems much like a ‘Fight Song’….and what’s that anyway?

Screenshot of England info, showing league table, manager and the very dubious 'Fight Songs'

" “Processing fee”, “service fee”, “delivery fee” – truly it has 100 ways of saying “because-we-can fee”. If that feels like you accepting a wage for your job, then charging your boss a supplementary “doing my job” fee each time you feel you’re doing your job … try it, see how you get on! "

Process fee, service fee, delivery fee … Who wouldn’t pay to see Ticketmaster rinsed by the regulator? Marina Hyde

Since I’ve seen a few posts about people using or not using Linux, I thought it might be time to explain my personal IT strategy.

It’s this.

Buy a cheap Windows laptop, and keep using it until it can’t run Windows any more.

Then install Linux

It won’t work for everybody, but it works for me.

extract from some sketch note or other id did, showing symbols of Microsoft, apple and linux

I’ve been creating a page of podcast episodes I’ve liked

I’ve extracted all of those I’ve commented on on Mastodon

mattypenny.micro.blog/podcast-e…

The photos in Salisbury railway station, and the Clock Tower

Took a picture of this to say how much I like the old photos that they’ve got at Salisbury railway station now

….but my inner smartarse can’t resist questioning the date on the caption. It says 1930, but the clock tower was built on top of the structure at the end of the bridge

This has some great photos and clipping about the clock

https://salisburyhealthcarehistory.uk/clock-tower/#lightbox[group-32051]/11/

…and this says it was built in the 1890s

www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/2346…

I’m sure there have been letters :)

In any case, the old photos are great

Picture of fisherton bridge and the Bridewell(?) before the clock tower was built

I asked Alexa to play the Sisters of Mercy this morning (yes….I’m an aged Goth, I guess), and got this

I quite like it, tbh

open.spotify.com/track/4XV…

Screenshot of Spotify playing the Sisters of Mercy from 'Absolute Gregorian'

If I watch enough tech videos at 1.75 speed, will I start dreaming in 1.75 speed? 😟😟

Youtube playback menu

I’m pleased for fans of Oasis, but it’s triggered a form of Fear of Missing Out

They’ve reminded me that I’m never going to have the excitement of seeing any of my favourite bands reform.

Not in this life anyway 🎵

cramps LP coverPogues LP coverclsh LP cover

I’m not much interested in the Oasis reunion from a musical point of view, but it would be nice if the Gallaghers are reconciled…especially for their mum

Ruddy Arsenal ⚽

I always enjoy the annual list of top 10 one-liners from the Edinburgh Festival…but none of them are as witty as Barack Obama’s physical comedy when talking about Trump’s “weird obsession with crowd size”

Mark Simmons’ ship joke named funniest of Edinburgh fringe

I’ve started watching the 2009 Day of the Triffids

I don’t know what I was expecting, exactly….but I’m finding it a bit grim

Poster for Day of the Triffids

Disappointed to discover that my favourite ever sports commentator, Barry Davies, is Spurs….but impressed that I never twigged

Barry Davies in front of football crowd

Rock sages Mark Ellen and David Hepworth discuss musical plagiarism lawsuits in the attached

At one point I think Hepworth refers to ‘ambience-chasing lawyers’….which I think is genius.

shows.acast.com/word-in-y…

I enjoyed the 1970s Death Race 2000

It’s Wacky Races meets Russ Meyer, with shades of the Running Man and the Hunger Games 📽️

Death Race 2000 poster

Chelsea v Man City

Potential title decider, obviously ⚽😃

#Cfc #Ktbffh #MastodonFc

Chelsea badge

I maybe need to get this tattoo-ed on something prominent

“The road to programming hell is paved with “best practices” applied too early.”

Winning is the worst thing that can happen in Vegas – Signal v. Noise