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Lots of Spurs fans in transit this morning. There’s a feeling of waiting outside the Headmaster’s office, to take their punishment

I almost feel sorry for them

Almost.

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

Interesting as always from @iandunt.bsky.social , however ‘Rejoin’ is a rubbish word.

In the same way that ‘Brexiteer’ sounded more swash-buckling and exciting than ‘Remainer’, ‘Return’, for example, is a lot cooler than ‘Rejoin’.

Batman returns, the thin white duke returns, the magnificent seven return etc

These words matter, imho.

Rejoin is coming: Talk of the customs union and single market is a distraction. Only full membership offers a compelling vision of Britain’s future

A stylized poster for Batman Returns features Batman, Catwoman, and the Penguin against a dark, wintery urban backdrop.A circle of twelve yellow stars on a blue background represents the flag of the European Union.

I’m delighted for Super Frankie Lampard.

Someone wrote that he’ll always be Frank Lampard of Chelsea, and I totally agree.

I took this last night when I was out plodding around Salisbury.

I like the way the shop window reflections work with the model of the Ralph Feinnes, who I vaguely remember from school.

A mannequin with a pale, eerie face resembling a fantasy or horror character is displayed in a dimly lit setting with reflections of a street outside.

I really enjoyed 2026 🍿

I’ve read a couple of reviews basically saying it’s not serious enough for serious times, but when it gets to Mr Trump I like that it’s about the silly and the trivial side of him.

Two men stand in front of a screen displaying the text TWENTY TWENTY SIX, with one wearing a casual striped shirt and the other in a suit.

Brilliant

Daily Star cover featuring Trump's  depiction of himself as Jesus, with the headline "You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy"

The words to “All things bright and beautiful” were published in 1848.

They were written by Cecil Frances Alexander, who lived in Strabane. 1848 was the time of the Irish ‘famine’, which makes the line about “the poor man at the gate” quite dark.

To be fair, the famine may not have had such an impact in Strabane at the time the verse was written - I don’t know.

The rich man in his castle, The poor man at his gate, God made them, high or lowly, And ordered their estate

Reminded of this by Kate Nash’s new version of Sinead O’Connor’s song

youtu.be/_Vvj3shK0…

Well played Hungary !

Hungarian flag

Love the Star’s headline, although you do need to be of a certain age, and have watched UK Sunday afternoon telly

A newspaper cover features headlines about the Artemis II crew landing, free horse racing tickets, and wildlife passes, along with multiple images including parachutes, astronauts, and a man drinking from a shoe.

At 8:01 PM on April 6th he is temporarily distracted by videos on the internet. He posts a colour video of New York from the early 20th Century and writes: “New York City, 1929!” Not long afterwards, at 1:06pm on April 7th, he threatens genocide

I don’t agree with eveverything that Mr Dunt says here:

open.substack.com/pub/iandu…

…but I can’t disagree with very much of it

A quotation about quotations.

Also applies to amusing anecdotes, and rousing speeches.

A sketched figure is accompanied by the quote "A witty saying proves nothing", attributed to Voltaire, with text in French stating Un bon mot ne prouve rien.

My Crucial Track for 10 April 2026 - “The Ballad of David Seaman” by Murray Lachlan Young

Post one of your favourite ballads

I’m not proud of myself for this. It doesn’t say good things about my character that I take nearly as much pleasure in the failures of the Arsenal as I do in the success of Chelsea, but there you are.

Also, David Seaman seems like a good chap. I should be ashamed of myself.

This hardly qualifies as a ‘track’, but I know it as ‘The Ballad of David Seaman’, and it is a good song.

The scene is set at the end of the European Cup Winners Cup final in Paris in 1995.

It was in the 98th minute and the game was nearly gone

And Seaman stood upon the turf and urged the Gunners on

The crowd expecting penalties were whistling for time

But one cruel Zaragozan saw the keeper off his line

Oh, and up stepped Seaman’s nemesis and his name it was Nayim

He kicked a mighty lofted ball so high above the scene

And Seaman scrambled backwards to face a final card

To be beaten by a cannonball from over 50 yards

Marvellous stuff! 😀

youtu.be/46db5MZVa…

The poet’s website is https://www.murraylachlanyoung.co.uk/

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Powershell to show extentions for Azure VM’s

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Port Vale coming to Stamford Bridge embodies the romance of the FA Cup. Jumpers for goalposts, Corinthian spirit, and all that

Still hoping to hear “You’ve had you day out, now ‘go’ off home” early in the first half, though

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

Logos of Chelsea Football Club and Port Vale F.C. are placed side by side.

Death on the Nile is on telly atm. Is this the most starry cast ever?

The novel was adapted into a 1978 feature film, Death on the Nile, starring Peter Ustinov for the first of his six appearances as Poirot. Others in the all-star cast included Bette Davis (Miss Van Schuyler), Mia Farrow (Jacqueline de Bellefort), Maggie Smith (Miss Bowers), Lois Chiles (Linnet Doyle), Simon MacCorkindale (Simon Doyle), Jon Finch (Mr Ferguson), Olivia Hussey (Rosalie Otterbourne), Angela Lansbury (Mrs Otterbourne), Jane Birkin (Louise), George Kennedy (Mr Pennington), Jack Warden (Dr Bessner), I. S. Johar (Mr Choudhury) and David Niven (Colonel Race).

A vintage-style poster features a mix of character portraits, a large figure of a man in a hat, and a boat with the title Death on the Nile prominently displayed, surrounded by a decorative border.

Mortimer took a dive.

I don’t know why, but he took a dive.

A group of people, each displaying different facial expressions, are featured alongside the title Last One Laughing 2 with two individuals prominently holding colored cards.

A nice little video thing from the Beeb

Why boredom is good for you

My Crucial Track for 02 April 2026 - “Joy Division Oven Gloves” by Half Man Half Biscuit

A song by a band whose merchandise you’ve bought - what was the merchandise

This song came out in 2005. I think sometime after that various enterprising entrepreneurs made the Joy Division Oven Glove a reality.

I bought some last month as a birthday present for an aging indie kid who is very keen on cooking.

(Joy Division were a great Manchester indie band. They became New Order after the death of their singer.

The picture is a doodle from my diary. The real thing is a lot more Joy Division-y)

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“Joy Division Oven Gloves” by Half Man Half Biscuit on Apple Music

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The cover of The Economist today is quite striking

Two prominent figures are shown, with a focus on one wearing earbuds and smiling, alongside the headline Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

The Salisbury Wetherspoons has a Green Man near the door, and, last time I was in there, Guinness at £3.79 a pint. I like both of these things.

The Green Man on Wikipedia

An intricate stone carving features a stylized face with leaf-like extensions.A stone building with large windows and ornate architecture is positioned along a pathway with a metal fence, adjacent to a small waterway.

Podcast episodes I liked last month - Cecil the lion, Disney, Shakespeare, E.E. Nesbit, Rasputin, the Fast Show, the Rector of Stiffkey, Hadrian's Wall, 15-minute cities, David Seaman, Lincoln and the Spice Girls

These are the podcast episodes that I particularly enjoyed last month.

Episodes I’ve enjoyed previously are on the podcast pages for this year, for 2025, for 2024, 2023, and for 2022

Cecil the lion - Witness History - the bloke who shot Cecil paid $50,000 for a hunters license. As they say in the podcast, this would have bought a lot of nature reserve land

Where There’s a Will: Finding Shakespeare Episode 8: Faith And Wonder - Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of atonement ends when three stars are visible in the night sky. Also “Exit, pursued by a bear” comes from A Winters Tale.

The Rest is History - Walt Disney: The Great American Storyteller - Marge Champion was the ‘model’ for Disney’s Snow White. She married one of the lead animators, Art Babbett

Great Lives - Katherine Rundell on E.E. Nesbitt E.E. Nesbitt, who wrote the Railway Children and Five Children and It, was a founding member of the Fabian Society

Short History of….. Rasputin - the main source for the description of Rasputin’s assassination is similar to a death in Dostoevsky’s the Landlady

How The Fast Show and Cold Feet defined ’90s Telly with John Thomson - John Thompson describes the music in his parody music show as “fire in a pet shop jazz”. Nice.

The Lion, the Priest and the Parlourmaids: A 1930s Sex Scandal - The Rest Is History - Siegmund Freud visited Blackpool more than once, but I imagine the dates wouldn’t work for him to have seen the ex-Rector of Stiffkey in his barrel

Short History of….female spies in World War Two - the life expectancy of SOE radio operators after deployment was six weeks

Dan Snow’s History Hit - Folk Christmas: Yule, Solstice and Ancient English Traditions - in, I think, the early 20th century, ‘holly trains’ used to run to transport freshly cut Holly from the New Forest to London

Short History….of Hadrian’s Wall - during the Roman invasion of Britain, the Emperor Claudius turned up on an elephant

Origin Story: 15-Minute Cities – How Urban Design Entered the Culture War - the phrase ‘15 minute city’ was coined by a chap called Carlos Moreno in 2015. It seems to me like the daftest of culture wars.

Museum of Pop Culture with Josh Widdicombe: The Spice Girls (Part 4) - Geri wrote that

Ashley Blaker’s Hyperfixations - Professional Wrestling - Big Daddy had been previously known as ‘the Battling Guardsman’. The name ‘Big Daddy’ came from Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

How To Win The World Cup: David Seaman on the importance of squad harmony - in one match the police came into the Arsenal dressing room at half time after an altercation between Ian Wright, Seaman and a policeman

The Rest is History - The Assassination Of Abraham Lincoln - just after the Civil War, Lincoln read this speech from Macbeth to his travelling companions “Duncan is in his grave; After life’s fitful fever he sleeps well; Treason has done his worst: nor steel, nor poison, Malice domestic, foreign levy, nothing; Can touch him further. . .”

Cautionary Tales – Captain Coward and the Blame Game - one of the causes of the Costa Concordia tragedy was a tradition that ships sail closer to the coast when passing a senior crew members home. The maitre d' on the Concordia came from Isola del Giglio in Tuscany, where the ship hit rocks

BBC - You’re Dead to Me, Emma of Normandy - Emma of Normandy was twice queen of England. First as wife of Æthelred the Unready, then as wife of Canute. The ‘unready’ in ‘Æthelred the Unready’ is a pun on his first name, but ‘ræd’ means ‘advice’, so unready means something like ill-advised. His first wife was called Ælfgifu, which means gift of the elves. When Æthelred married Emma he renamed her Ælfgifu too

Hannibal: Roman Bloodbath at Cannae (Part 4) - this episode is pretty grim, but I was interested to learn that the podcast has about the same number of premium subscribers as the capacity of Villa Park. Villa Park holds 43,205. Multiplied by 7.99 subscription per month, The Rest is History would be earning £345207.95 per month, plus advertising. The guys must be comparatively well-paid historians. Good for them.

The Rest is Entertainment - Tim Davie on BAFTA, Mistakes and the BBC’s Future - Tim Davie says that the BBC has 300 employees who can’t return to their home countries, because they would be arrested

Short History Of…, C.S. Lewis - the Lewis family’s wardrobe is now in the Wade Center at Wheaton College in Illinois

McCartney: A Life in Lyrics - Let It Be - McCartney says that his mother, Mary, came to him in a dream and told him to ‘Let it be’

You’re dead tomorrow me - Old Norse Literature - the goddess Freyr had a chariot pulled by cats

The Book Club: 6. The Secret History: Dark Academia, Greek Myth, and Murder - I’d forgotten that the twins in The Secret History were called Charles and Camilla

My Crucial Track for 31 March 2026 - “Summer Hill” by Damien O’Kane

Post one of your favorite relaxing songs.

Damien O’Kane is one of the musicians I’ve seen most often…but in a sense I’ve only seen him once.

He’s married to Kate Rusby, and I’ve seen him in her band about a zillion times, but I’ve only seen him once doing a solo show. This is a shame, because although I enjoy the Rusby gigs, O’Kane was also marvellous

I’m not entirely sure this is exactly relaxing, but it’s a nice ballad. Kate sings on it, too.

“Summer Hill” by Damien O’Kane on Apple Music

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Turning on ‘Format on save’

I’d forgotten about this

Got to settings

screen print showing how to get to VS code preferences

Turn on ‘Editor: Format on save’

….and set ‘Editor: Format on save mode’ to ‘file’

turning on Format on save and format whole file

It works nicely with the Powershell extension installed - I haven’t tried it with anything else I don’t think

My Crucial Track for 29th March - The Turkish Song of the Damned by the Pogues

Some albums have a good opening track, but the 2nd track is totally killer. What’s your favorite 2nd track song?

Another Pogues track, and another trivial anecdote.

When I was at the LSE, in the early ’80s, I vaguely knew a German chap who ran a fanzine that, he said, was mainly about the Pogues and the Damned. I don’t remember his name and we never kept in contact, but I do remember talking to him, both because punk-iness wasn’t a huge thing on campus, and because I thought the Damned and the Pogues was kind of an odd combination.

Anyway, some time later, after the Pogues third LP came out, I read that this song was

“inspired by a German fan’s muddled attempts to converse with him [Shane MacGowan] about “The Turkey Song” by the Damned”.

Since then, whenever I hear the song I wonder if it was the same slightly nerd-y, very serious and earnest German guy, and I try to imagine the conversation between him and MacGowan.

The Turkish Song of the Damned on Apple Music

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