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England and Scotland….both got ex-Chelsea guys as managers. Both top of their groups. Just saying.

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

I thought Riot Women was great. There was a lot going on, but as Rabbi Lionel Blue used to say…isn’t that a bit like life?

Watched: Riot Women Season 1 🍿

Five women are sitting and standing around a room filled with posters and props.

It’s very Beckham-esque the way that Rashford only needs half a yard to whip a cross over

It is, clearly, coming home. ⚽

“I guess if it’s unintentional, you don’t apologize”

An interesting point of view

My Crucial Tracks for this week were cheerful and tearful - Stone in Love, Driving Away From Home, Goin' Back, Illegal, Sycamore Tree, the 59th Street Bridge Song....and the first Fairy Tale of the season?

My personal Crucial Tracks this week.

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What song do you turn to when you need to cry?

"Fairytale of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl)" by The Pogues

I'm answering a different question here

There’s a live version of this song that’s just been released. It’s not on Apple Music yet, as far as I can see.

I only heard it this morning, and it starts with the crowd chanting “Kirsty, Kirsty”

I don’t usually get very emotional about the deaths of people I never knew, but there was something very sad about the loss of Kirsty MacColl

"Fairytale of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl)" by The Pogues on Apple music

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What song feels like a personal anthem right now?

"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)" by Sugar Minott

I am always feelin groovy.

This is a great reggae version by Sugar Minott

"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)" by Sugar Minott on Apple music

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What's a song that feels larger than life to you?

"Sycamore Tree" by Lady Saw

Wikipedia tells me that this came out in 1997, but it feels as fresh as a daisy, and, I guess, as big as a sycamore.

"Sycamore Tree" by Lady Saw on Apple music

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Share a song that represents rebellion or freedom to you.

"Illegal" by Swayzak & Benjamin Zephaniah

As a (very) late-middle-aged 'centrist dad', I'd have to say that freedom from crime is one of the most important freedoms....but this is gorgeous

You might know Benjamin Zephaniah from Peaky Blinders, but he was mainly a poet. We saw him in the 1980s at the Elephant Fayre, but more recently he was on BBC Radio 4 a lot. He came across as an all-round good guy

"Illegal" by Swayzak & Benjamin Zephaniah on Apple music

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What's a song with lyrics you didn't fully understand until you were older?

"Goin' Back" by The Byrds

There are probably a lot of candidates, as I often don't understand much!

Obvious ones would be American Pie, or My Name is Michael Caine ( I didn’t know what that was about until a couple of weeks ago), or lots and lots of songs about Irish history.

The track I’m picking is a song that I didn’t appreciate until I got older. This is because I think it’s about aging, and looking back

I’ve posted Dusty’s version before, so it’s the Byrds this time. I really like the Pretenders version too but I don’t think it’s on Apple Music

"Goin' Back" by The Byrds on Apple music

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Describe the perfect song for a road trip and why it works.

"Driving Away from Home (Jim's Tune)" by It's Immaterial

A nervy, indie, slightly wistful song from the 1980s about a road trip in the north of England

“You know, I like this suburb we’re going through

And I’ve been around here many times before

When I was young we were gonna move out this way

For the clean air, healthy, you know

Away from the factories and the smoke

I like that shop, too

You can get anything there”

"Driving Away from Home (Jim's Tune)" by It's Immaterial on Apple music

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What song would you use to describe your current relationship?

"I'm Stone in Love with You" by The Stylistics

This song sums it up.

Not at all connected with my current relationship, but I had a friend, Kathy, who was from Philadelphia. She was once in hospital, in a bed next to someone who said she was a friend of the Stylistics. The group came to visit, and Kathy was joshing with them, saying “you’re not The Stylistics”, and eventually “prove it”….so she ended up with the Stylistics singing to her in a hospital bed.

I never knew what Kathy was in hospital for….but it may well have been worth it

"I'm Stone in Love with You" by The Stylistics on Apple music

Some nice quotes in the Cramps article in Vintage Rock magazine this month

“There’s a million sides to Ivy and I just love all of them,” cooed Lux.

And Ivy wrote this in the notes for Lux’s funeral - Lux was"creature from another world, with one foot already out of this dimension,”

AI just described the image on my last post as a “child-like drawing”

I mean….it is very child-like, in fact most children over the age of 3 could do an awful lot better, but AI is normally so polite ! 😡😡

Scored my first own goal for a few weeks.

I can’t think of another sport where own goals are a feature. Players of basketball, cricket, rugby, golf, netball, baseball and ice hockey will never have quite that feeling.

A childlike drawing of a stick figure wearing a blue outfit with JS on it, standing on a lined surface with small dots around.

I’m getting attached photos through from Bluesky in my micro.blog feed now :)

(You can’t see too many photos of the Chelsea ’60s/’70s team)

A group of men, including Peter Osgood pointing at John Boyle, are gathered around playing Domino's in December 1966, while Joe Kirkup and the Harris brothers watch and smile.

Thoughts on Don’t Look Now at Salisbury Playhouse

  • it’s very tense and very dark

  • it’s well worth seeing

  • you can’t quite get the “drowning in beauty” in Venice thing in the theatre

  • I’d be interested to see the film

  • I’ve been to Fowey, it was very sunny and cheerful. I can’t imagine the gothic and gloomy Daphne du Maurier living there

  • ….perhaps I need to go in the off-season

youtu.be/xUfUqTMUb…

Thoughts on going to a silent disco in Salisbury Cathedral

  • the Big Church is a surprisingly good venue for a silent disco
  • after a few minutes it didn’t seem particularly weird to be dancing and drinking amongst the tombs of Bishops
  • it did, though, cross my mind that it was odd to be wandering around on my way to the loo, mildly sozzled, within a few yards of the Magna Carta
  • this probably reflects my low-church agnosticism, and reverence for all things lefty
  • the privacy of the headphones has a disinhibiting effect. It does have a dance-like-nobody’s-watching feel
  • I’m #TeamGreenChannel (pop), rather than Blue (rock and indie) or Red (‘urban’), apart from the reggae
  • but it was great being able to switch when there was a boring song
  • it was fun being able to watch people doing the Macarena, while listening to something else
  • although I do actually love the Macarena
  • it’s not at all silent
  • part of the fun was listening to people singing along
  • especially on the big anthem-y songs. Hundreds of people singing along to Oasis, unaccompanied, was fab

I didn’t get round to getting a poppy this year so I chipped in a few quid here

Royal British Legion -Donate

Pic is Klatschmohn by Christian Rohlfs from Wikimedia

A vibrant, abstract painting features red flowers in a vase with green stems and leaves against a warm, textured background.

BBC ‘100% fake news’, says Donald Trump’s press secretary

Explains why they keep telling me that the Arsenal are at the top of the table ⚽

I looked up Dead Christ in the Tomb, and I’m entirely with Anna

In 1867 the novelist Fyodor Dostoevsky and his second wife. Anna, honeymooned in Basel. There, in the city’s Kunstmuseum, the newlyweds saw a painting that made a big impression on them both. Anna, who was pregnant, could hardly bear to look at it. But Fyodor was so transfixed that his wife, observing that “his agitated face had a kind of dread in it”, eventually led him away.

The painting that had such a “crushing impact” on Dostoevsky (who went on to write about it in his novel The Idiot) was Hans Holbein’s Dead Christ in the Tomb a lifesize depiction of Christ’s battered

By Katherine Harvey in last Saturday’s Times

My Crucial Tracks this week - Just Like Honey, Emerald City, Working Class Hero, Lost Platoon, World Is Africa, Ain't Goin' to Goa, Mas Que Nada, and Are You Being Served?

These were the Crucial Tracks that I dug out from my mental record boxes over the last few days.

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Describe music that reminds you of a specific place you've traveled.

"Are You Being Served?" by Matt Berry

I've been to a few places as more-or-less a 'music tourist' - I've been to Memphis, and Liverpool, and bits of Ireland. I think you could argue that that was more the place reminding me of the music rather than vice versa.

So there are two choices where it’s very much the other way round.

I worked for a few years for Sony and we had some sort of conference in Dublin. From memory I think around half the presentations started with a video soundtracked by either ‘Beautiful Day’ or ‘Vertigo’. I like U2…but it got rather wearing.

Anyway, the song for today is the theme to a 1970s slightly naff, and very, very English BBC sitcom.

I was stuck in a hospital in New Orleans for a few days in the early 1990s and I had nothing to read apart from the Times-Picayune. The paper had a three-page spread about Are You Being Served?

Reading about the show wasn’t how I was expecting to be spending my time in New Orleans

Apple doesn’t seem to have the original theme, but it’s a good song (better and more amusing than the show tbh) and Matt Berry does a good version.

Let the good times roll!

"Are You Being Served?" by Matt Berry on Apple music

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What song do you associate with your biggest accomplishment?

"Mas Que Nada" by Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66

This makes me think of Kid #2

"Mas Que Nada" by Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 on Apple music

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What song makes you feel understood when no one else does?

"Ain't Goin' to Goa" by A3

This is off-prompt...but the prompt set off a train of thought that led me to this song.

"Ain't Goin' to Goa" by A3 on Apple music

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What's a song you initially disliked but now love?

"World Is Africa" by Black Uhuru

This isn't a song I disliked, but it's from a genre I initially disliked

As a teenage punk rocker I thought of Jamaican music as songs for drippy hippies, but then I saw a couple of local-ish reggae bands, and then 2 Tone happened and I changed my mind

I think this was on the first reggae record I bought

"World Is Africa" by Black Uhuru on Apple music

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What song feels like a secret between you and the artist?

"Lost Platoon (Live at Cheltenham College 1981)" by The Dancing Did

This song reminds me a bit of the Pogues. It seems to be reaching back in time to fuse some older music with a sort of punk rock, without really having that tradition to fall back on

It was a great single, but it’s so secret that it’s only available on Apple music in a live version

"Lost Platoon (Live at Cheltenham College 1981)" by The Dancing Did on Apple music

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What song makes you think of your childhood home?

"Working Class Hero" by John Lennon

A strong memory of my first home was coming downstairs to hear the news that John Lennon had been murdered

This is maybe my favourite of his solo songs…and it fits a bit with where we lived

"Working Class Hero" by John Lennon on Apple music

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What's your favorite track one on a debut album?

"Just Like Honey" by The Jesus and Mary Chain

A difficult one for me because I've always tended to listen to singles, or to cherry-pick from LPs

I liked this one though

"Just Like Honey" by The Jesus and Mary Chain on Apple music

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What's a hidden gem you wish more people knew about?

"Emerald City" by Bethany Eve

I have to pick a song by Child #1

It’s a feature of being a parent that eventually your kids get better at some things than you are. In my case the kids are massively better than me at two things I’d really like to be good at - music and sport, respectively

"Emerald City" by Bethany Eve on Apple music

🚌 #TodayILearned that Ctrl-Shift-G, G (the ctrl and shift and G keys all together, then G on its own) lands you in the Commit message box in VS Code

Tend to agree

What makes these unit tests so bad ? Two things: 1) LLMs write way too many unit tests and 2) the tests are extremely frequently just verifying what the code does, not validating what the code should do.

Stop vibe coding your unit tests — Andy Gallagher

John Cleese on the telly just now said that another prominent actress, who had been starring in an Ayckbourn play, was offered the role of Sybil but turned it down because she didn’t think it was funny. I wonder who it was?

A promotional cover for Fawlty Towers: The Complete Collection featuring the main characters with colorful backgrounds and the BBC logo.

[When he settled in London, Voltaire’s] only major problem seems to have been getting used to the local sense of humour. Instead of being subtly witty, Londoners talked surreal nonsense.

Plus ça change!

Currently reading: 1000 Years of Annoying the French by Stephen Clarke 📚

A comically illustrated book cover displays the title 1000 Years of Annoying the French by Stephen Clarke, featuring historical references and playful imagery.

Podcast episodes I enjoyed this month - The Tower of London, Trevor Noah, accents, Paul McCartney, Harry Worth, Mother Shipton, Hitler, Bush vs. Broccoli, Spotify, Steve Rosenburg, Steve Coogan, Shane MacGowan, Karl Marx, Glen Matlock, Apollo13, Hun

These are the podcast episodes that I particularly enjoyed last month.

Episodes I’ve enjoyed previously are on the podcast pages for this year, for 2024, 2023, and for 2022 | mattypenny

Dan Snow’s History Hit - The Tower of London - the three lions of the the England shirt are probably based on three leopards that were in tthe Tower. Also….it does seem like the Krays might have been the last people imprisoned in the Tower, before they were (in)famous

The Louis Theroux Podcast: S3 EP3: Trevor Noah on growing up during Apartheid, landing ‘The Daily Show’, and being friends with Bill Gates - Trevor Noah speaks highly of the 1970s UK comedy ‘Mind Your Language’

Little Atoms 873 - Rob Drummond’s You’re All Talk - there is very little regionality to Australian-English accents, probably because English is relatively recent there, and had little time to develop before the spread of TV and radio. My accent is unusual in English-English because of its ‘roticity’ - I pronounce the ‘r’s in arm and car

McCartney: A Life in Lyrics Too Many People - McCartney says that there was some discussion of the band carrying on as the Three-tles immediately after Lennon left. I think i remember they referred to themselves as the Three-tles at the time of the Anthology series

How tickled am I? - Harry Worth - Harry was advised to ditch his ventriloquist act and concentrate on stand-up by Laurel and Hardy

After dark: Myths, Misdeeds & the Paranormal - Mother Shipton: Tudor Prophetess of England’s Doom - Mother Shipton is like a Yorkshire Nostradamus, although the history is sketchy. The first written record of her existence is from 100 years after her death

Did Michael Keogh Save Hitler? - it seems that he did…. although one of the contributors says that an Irishman wouldn’t let the truth get in the way of a good story. In any case he had an interesting life

George H.W. Bush and broccoli: The president’s war against a vegetable. - George Bush Senior didn’t like broccoli. He said that it probably killed the dinosaurs.

A Very Australian Scandal - Sir Eugene Goosens was the inspiration behind the Sydney Opera House but he was forced to leave Australia after a scandal involving importing pornography and occult material. The architect of the building, Jørn Utzon, didn’t attend the opening ceremony as he had fallen out with the politicians involved. BBC reporter Trevor Philpott said “It was a score of towering shells. It was a cluster of seagulls spreading concrete wings. It was a huddle of sailing boats with billowing concrete sails. And it was an unmitigated bitch to build.”

The rest is entertainment - Do actors really lose the weight and are you paid for playing dead? - to earn the UK minimum wage from Spotify you need to have 567,000 monthly streams. The closest to that figure that the podcast guys could find was Alison Moyet

BBC Media Show - Steve Rosenberg, Zanny Minton Beddoes, new Victoria Beckham documentary and the ethics of secret filming - BBC Russia correspondent says Russian newspapers are a lot more free to discuss problems in Russia than the TV is. Putin doesn’t really care about the newspapers

The Louis Theroux Podcast: S6 EP1: Steve Coogan on falling out of love with Alan Partridge, playing Jimmy Savile, and sobriety - the weirdness of playing Jimmy Savile was increased by Coogan having a flat in the old TV Centre, and then travelling to act on a set which was a replica of the old TV Centre

BBC How tickled am I - Norman Evans - Norman Evans earned £1,500 per week as a pantomime dame in the 1940s or 1950s…..mind you a good pantomime dame would be well worth it

A drink to Shane MacGowan, Spinal Tap rebooted and lunch with Randy Newman …Word Podcast 287 - “Pop music occasionally throws up someone of outrageous intelligence. Shane MacGowan was one of them”

Word In Your Ear - Pauline Murray’s kids have finally found out what Mum did in the Punk Wars Ep. 584 - Murray says that if you asked people to stop spitting, then the spitting typically increased. I tend to forget about the spitting of those days, and the violence

Word In Your Ear - Glen Matlock and the ‘Sliding Doors moment’ that sparked the punk rock fuse Ep. 583 - the Sex Pistols got banned from most of the venues on, I thin, the No Future tour. They still had to traipse across the country and turn up at each venue to stand any chance of getting paid

Origin Story: Karl Marx – Part One – The Fighter - In the Communist Manifesto, Marx wrote that “Our bourgeois, not content with having wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other’s wives. Bourgeois marriage is, in reality, a system of wives in common”. He did talk rubbish, sometimes.

A Short History of ….Apollo 13 - I confess i use the Short History podcasts to get to sleep. The production is mellow, but they are all interesting enough that if i dont drift off I enjoy learning something. This episode however kept me wide awake. It was far too exciting

The Hated and the Dead - Hun Sen - Cambodia was one of the greatest victims of the Cold War [between the Soviet Union and the West] and it could be one of the greatest victims of a second Cold War [between China and the West]

Angela Barnes Cold War Secrets - Barnes interviews Anna Funder, author of ‘Stasiland’, who says that 1 in 7 East Germans was a Stasi informant

I liked Carry-On. A couple of years back I sat down to watch Die Hard with Kid #2….and we were both a bit disappointed to be honest. It wasn’t as good as I remembered it. In a way this is more like the Die Hard that I remembered than the actual Die Hard was.

Watched: Carry-On 🍿

A man in a blue uniform is featured prominently with another person behind him, and the word CARRY-ON appears at the bottom along with a Netflix logo at the top.

There’s a nice bit about Brief Encounter in the Grauniad today

Brief Encounter at 80: why we’re still falling for David Lean’s 1945 romance

I didn’t know that the Kardomah cafés were a real thing Wikipedia

A vintage movie poster for Brief Encounter features illustrated portraits of actors and depicts a scene at a train station.

When someone on the telly says “You do NOT want to miss it”, I nearly always do