It’s a sunny-but-cold day in the Shire

A sunny view from a rooftop overlooking brick houses, autumn trees, and the distant spire of Salisbury Cathedral amidst rolling hills.

I’m trying to replace the phrase ‘Maternity Leave’, or ‘Mat Leave’ with the phrase ‘Parental Leave’

So far I have been mainly spelling it ‘Paternal Leave’ or ‘Prenatal Leave’

I don’t know whether watching Paddington and Gladiator II together might become a thing, like it didn’t with ‘Barbenheimer’

If it does, I don’t know whether I’d prefer ‘Gladdington’ or ‘Paddiator’.

The latter sounds a bit like a reference to Paul Mescal being Irish

Thoughts on Gladiator II

  • I very much enjoyed it

  • Not having seen the original film, it was more gory than I was expecting

  • I thought it might have worked better as an 8 hour mini-series or something - there was a lot of plot

  • Well worth seeing in a cinema as it was all very spectacular

  • I enjoyed the slight nods to Spartacus, and I, Claudius

  • the two Emporers idea was very good

  • I would pay good money to hear a live commentary by Mary Beard

A movie poster for "Gladiator II" features characters in Roman attire with a dramatic battlefield scene below.

British tabloids have an awful lot to answer for but I did enjoy this sub-headline

BOFFIN REVEALS SURPRISE CHOICE FOR NEW MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE IN THE EVENT THAT ALL HUMANKIND CARKS IT

Especially since it’s octopuses. Or possibly octopi.

A newspaper cover features headlines about alien octopuses taking over, a mysterious UFO crash, and a humorous story about a bridge quitting Twitter.

Nice to see these guys again, in the Chantry Centre in Andover

I expect they come to life at night….when the shopping centre is all shut down for the night, and it’s all dark and quiet.

Two large, plush reindeer heads with humorous expressions are mounted on a wooden backdrop decorated with greenery and blue bows.

I enjoyed Paddington in Peru, too

Preferred it to Paddington 2, although that might just be because Paddington now reminds me so much of the dog.

A bear wearing a red hat and blue coat is hanging from a boat filled with various people journeying through a jungle river, with the text "Paddington in Peru" prominently displayed.

Very much enjoyed a folkie night out with Cara Dillon last night. It was just her and her other half, Sam Lakeman, but I really liked the intimacy of that, if that’s the right word

A woman stands in front of a microphone wearing a red dress, with text above her that reads "Cara Dillon Live at Cooper Hall."

There’s a nice picture of the Salisbury ‘Spoons on the cover of their latest magazine

A thought that consoles me a bit, hearing about the President Elect’s various appointments

Populists don’t tend to keep things together for very long

These people will soon have fallen out spectacularly and be condemning each other as incompetent, or closet socialists, or lizard-people, or something

I went to see my footballing friend Fred Fieber’s fab friezes

A brightly colored tunnel features large, vibrant butterfly murals on both walls.

I feel that Christmas songs are acceptable at any time after Remembrance Day

Other opinions are available

Two people are dressed festively, with one in a Santa suit and the other in a reindeer costume, surrounded by falling snow, holding presents, and standing under the text "Last Christmas Wham!".

Calling monarchs by their first names makes them seem cuddly

I’m listening to this excellent podcast episode about Anne Boleyn.

It occurs to me that part of the reason that King Henry VIII isnt always seen as the monster that he was is that we refer to our monarchs by their first names

You wouldn’t often hear a historian refer to ‘Benito’, or ‘Joseph’ or ‘Adolf’, but Henry Tudor is typically just ‘Henry’

It puts us on first name terms.

I wouldn’t compare the two, but it reminds me of the argument that people shouldn’t have called Boris Johnson just ‘Boris’, as it made him seem more mate-y and cuddly than he actually was

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How to post to a test instance of micro.blog with powershell

Source the micro.blog token

$BlogToken =  $(import-csv /stuff/GeneralParameters.csv | ? parameter -eq 'BlogToken').value


$headers = @{
  "Authorization" = "Bearer $BlogToken"
}

Get details for the micro.blog

$response = Invoke-RestMethod -Uri "https://micro.blog/micropub?q=config" -Headers $headers

This is the bit to get the uid of the test blog - mine is a fairly simple variation on the name of the main blog…as below. The URLEncode returns ‘https%3a%2f%2fmattypenny-test.micro.blog%2f’

$response | select -ExpandProperty destination
$MpDestination = [System.Web.HttpUtility]::UrlEncode("https://mattypenny-test.micro.blog/")

build the Uri to upload to

$mediaEndpoint = $response."media-endpoint"
$Uri ="${mediaEndpoint}?mp-destination=$MpDestination" 

Identify the file to upload

$form = @{                                 
  file = Get-Item '/home/matty/working/spotify/images/Bethany Eve - Emerald City.png'
}

Upload it

Invoke-RestMethod -Uri $Uri  -Method Post -Headers $headers -Form $form 

And….hey presto

Auto-generated description: A geometric mandala design featuring green and black shapes surrounds the text Emerald City at the center.

My last four posts have been about

  • the weather,
  • the class system,
  • the football, and
  • a saucy seaside postcard

As, ironically, Chandler Bing might have said…could i BE any more English?

I read or heard a thing about the British class system recently. I don’t know where but it’s stuck in my head

if you shower before work then you’re middle class, if you shower after work then you’re working class

#TodayILearned that this postcard sold more copies than any other

via Paul Sinha - Paul Sinha’s Perfect Pub Quiz Series 3 South London - home to Stanleys and Georges and two of the Magnificent Seven

Seaside postcard. Nerdy bloke and attractive woman sitting under a tree - possibly think Penny and Leonard. The bloke looks up from his book. He says, Do you like Kipling? She says, I don't know I've never kippled.

I have to say I prefer it when we’re 6-0 up at half time #CheArs ⚽

I enjoyed the cover of this month’s Cfcuk…I remember a similar cover featuring David Luiz

Also, nice to know that at least a couple of the Undertones are Chelsea

⚽ #ChelseaFC

A magazine cover titled "cfcuk" features multiple identical black-and-white photos of a man arranged on a soccer field layout with a picture of Cole Palmer in every position