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My weekend.... football, basketball, curry, low alcohol stout, the wonders of Woking, the spookiness of silver birches, and Seamus gets a new medal

A mixed weekend

  • Saturday’s football and basketball were disappointing. To be fair we never do well at Everton

  • vegetable dansak at the Jaipur in Woking was lovely, if not over-cheap

  • I discovered that I quite like Guinness 0.0

  • the Surrey half marathon was lovely. Half rural-suburban, half properly rural…it made a change from running around Bath and London (with cheaper hotels than either)

  • there was an avenue/patchy forest of silver birches

  • I love a silver birch, but en masse they felt a bit spooky

  • got a reasonable time - 5th fastest of my 16 attempts. Still slow AF, though :)

  • the Arsenal and Totteringham both mucking up made Sunday’s football both amazing and great

  • listened to another Fags, Mags and Bags (hence ‘both amazing and great’). Love that show

  • Seamus was pleased with his new medal

A statue of a leprechaun is adorned with numerous colorful race medals, including one prominently featuring Surrey Half Marathon & 5K.

My Crucial Track for 18 March 2026 - “All Along the Wild Atlantic Way” by Aoife Scott

What’s your favorite song to listen to while cooking?

This is top of my ‘Kitchen Irish’ playlist. A couple of reasons. It’s a great song. It’s upbeat and cheerful, and it reminds me of a couple of trips to the west coast of Ireland…to Lahinch, and the Cliffs of Moher, and the Burren, and the sea.

Much as I like the place where I live, it’s nice to have these things in my minds eye while I’m sorting out my tea

“All Along the Wild Atlantic Way” by Aoife Scott on Apple Music

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Today is Saint Cyril’s Day, among others. I feel a bit sorry for the saints whose day is the day after Saint Patrick’s Day.

A religious icon depicts Saint Cyril of Jerusalem holding a scroll with writings against a blue background.

Powershell to get current certificates in the servers store

invoke-command -ComputerName $ComputerName -command {
    Get-ChildItem Cert:\LocalMachine\My  | 
    where-object subject -like "*sh*" | 
    where-object notafter -gt $(get-date)
} | 
    select pscomputername, 
        @{l='path';e={$_.psparentpath.replace('Microsoft.PowerShell.Security\Certificate::','')}}, 
        thumbprint, 
        subject, 
        notafter, 
        name

Lovely. It’s like what you’d expect a programme with Michael Palin and Mackenzie Crook to be like, albeit they aren’t the stars of the show.

Watched: Small Prophets Season 1 🍿

A bearded man and a young woman are in a room with cluttered decor, accompanied by the text Small Prophets.

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day to all those celebrating it today

Pic By NateBergin - Own work, CC BY 4.0, Link

A stained glass window depicts a religious figure holding a shamrock and speaking to a seated king, surrounded by attendants.

Powershell to get certificates that have been applied to IIS

invoke-command -ComputerName $ComputerName -command {import-module WebAdministration ; Get-ChildItem IIS:\SslBindings} |
    Select-Object PSComputerName, IPAddress, Port, Hostname, Thumbprint, Store

Including the ref in the pre-match huddle was a bit weird….even weirder for the ref I suspect!

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

This is fab. Alexis Petridis picks his twent best Nancy Sinatra songs…and there are a few I’ve never heard.

He’s missed The City Never Sleeps at Night (Boots' b-side), though

The Guardian - How do these grab you, darlin’? Nancy Sinatra’s 20 best songs – ranked!

I was listening to Paul McCartney this morning and he says that the wren is his favourite bird.

Everyone should have a favourite bird, I think.

McCartney: A Life in Lyrics - Jenny Wren / Blackbird

second half of the Chelsea match clashes with the boy’s basketball.

I could do with Chelsea being two or three up by then to settle the nerves

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

#TodayILearned that

Rococo takes its name from the French word ‘rocaille’, which means rock or broken shell – natural motifs that often formed part of the designs, along with fish and other marine decorations. The acanthus leaf (Acanthus mollis), or rather a heavily stylised version of it, was also a signature motif.

The Rococo style – an introduction

The Swing - Fragonard&10;&10;A woman in a flowing pink dress is joyfully swinging in a lush garden, surrounded by ornate foliage and statues, while a man watches from below.

Arsenal seem to be fantastic at cheating at corners

⚽ #ChelseaFC #cfc

Ruddy Arsenal

I have only just twigged that all of Yes Minister is on the BBC iPlayer

This will make my lunchtimes more chucklesome

Jim Hacker is the only Prime Minister to have studied at the college I went to

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/e…

One of the things I like about by-elections is discovering new places names. ‘Gorton’, ‘Denton’, and on the telly this morning, ‘Longsight’. All very good.

Shame my side lost though

It looks like Spring is almost sprung in Vicky Park

I heard a good new-to-me made-up word this morning (although aren’t all words are made-up?)

fauxstalgia - nostalgia for something you never experienced in the first place

The Rest is Entertainment

A colorful music album cover features a portrait of Elvis Presley, advertising Les 40 Plus Grands Succès with several popular song titles listed.

My Crucial Track for 23 February 2026 - “Red Right Hand (2011 Remaster)” by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

What’s a song that grew on you over time?

“Red Right Hand (2011 Remaster)” by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

This gives me the chance to share my Nick Cave joke.

“Take a little walk to the edge of town

Go across the tracks

Where the viaduct looms,

Like a bird of doom

As it shifts and cracks

Where secrets lie in the border fires,
 in the humming wires

Hey man, you know
 you’re never coming back

Past this square, past the bridge,
 past the mills, past the stacks

On a gathering storm comes
 a tall handsome man”

Nick Cave. Good at songs, rubbish at giving directions.

“Red Right Hand (2011 Remaster)” by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds on Apple Music

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My Crucial Track for 22 February 2026 - “If It Wasn’t for the Nights” by ABBA

What’s your favorite deep cut from an album?

“If It Wasn’t for the Nights” by ABBA

A jaunty tune with a bleak-as-a-northern-winter lyric

“If It Wasn’t for the Nights” by ABBA on Apple Music

Childish from the Daily Star….but I can’t help smiling

Particularly at the description “wingnut manbaby”

A whimsical and exaggerated newspaper cover features a large poodle with a prominent human face, alongside humorous text and images, including figures resembling public figures.

My Crucial Track for 21 February 2026 - “Zobi la mouche” by Les Négresses Vertes

What song makes you feel like you’re in a different country?

“Zobi la mouche” by Les Négresses Vertes

I went to see this band at what used to be called the Town and Country Club, in Kentish Town

Both the band and the audience made me feel like I was in Paris, or somewhere further South.

They played this song twice. As far as I can make out it’s about a fly called Zobi …but don’t let that put you off.

“Zobi la mouche” by Les Négresses Vertes on Apple Music

This is from Crucial Tracks. My profile is here.

I always assumed ‘Wayland’, which is a Linux-y thing I probably don’t entirely understand, was named after Wayland’s Smithy, but according to HowToGeek it’s named after a place near Boston

I’m a bit disappointed tbh

Pic from Msemmett - Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, Link

I’ve moved away from database-y stuff over the last couple of years, but I’ve been fiddling about with a point-in-time restore this morning, and I’ve been reminded how good dbatools is.

It seems to have grown a viking helmet since I last used it :)

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