I didn’t enjoy the football, but I did enjoy the Guardian’s headline ⚽

Woe de Cologne

www.theguardian.com/football/…

This came up, from 11 years ago, in my Photos app

I was going to a work thing in Eastleigh, which I think was Benny Hill’s birthplace

The fact that the road named in his honour is called Benny Hill Close makes it sound like it might be a warning.

Road sign of Benny Hill Close

I like a good , flowery political metaphor, and this is a particularly vivid one, from Andrew Rawnsley

“Rather than scotch Reform, going early flushed out Nigel Farage to play the role of smirking fire ship smashing into the side of the creaking Tory hulk.”

www.theguardian.com/commentis…

painting:The Burning of the Turkish Flagship by Kanaris - Ivan Aivazovsky, 1881

Scotland fans win the European Championships of singing, by some distance ⚽

A friend who is a painter and decorator introduced one of his colleagues as a ‘brother of the brush’

I thought that was cool

An Elvis story I hadn't heard before

Songwriter Mike Stoller was in a mid-Atlantic ship collision in the 1950s. He abandoned ship into a ‘broken life boat’, and was eventually picked up by a cargo boat

Stoller’s writing partner, Jerry Lieber, met him when he landed back in the US, and said that they had a hit with Hound Dog. Stoller said ‘With Big Mama Thornton’? No, said Lieber, it’s some white kid

Stoller tells the story better than I do - podcasts.apple.com/qa/podcas…

LP cover

I may be a 1970s throwback……but the idea that there could be any debate about that being offside seems crazy to me ⚽

Some nice solstice pictures from the Stones and elsewhere

www.theguardian.com/world/gal…

I’m wondering if opposition coaches tell their teams that England will always drop away after they’ve scored ⚽

I have one thing to say today, and it’s this.

‘Get Over You’ is a better song than ‘Teenage Kicks’.

Get Over You by The Undertones songwhip.com/the-under…

undertones record sleeve

Well….I like it!

‘Pile of old wood’: Salisbury residents say sculpture spoils cathedral view - www.theguardian.com/artanddes…

Artfully ramshackle wooden sculpture of a house falling down a cliff

I’m listening to Rolling Stone’s The 50 Worst Decisions in Music History. It’s good fun

Coincidentally I was scrolling through Wikipedia’s list of Chelsea managers, as you do, and it struck me that binning Anceolotti and recruiting AVB might be one of the Worst Decisions in Football History

Screen grab from Wikipedia's list of Chelsea managers

I hope the blackberry berries are as prolific as the blackberry flowers are this year

blackberry flowers

As Dickens almost said, of all the good old days in the good old year, fixture list day is one of my favourites

Chelsea’s 2024/25 Premier League fixtures announced - www.chelseafc.com/en/news/a…

Allez les bleus!

Don’t vote for the far right, French sports stars urge public

www.theguardian.com/world/art…

I linux-ified my aging windows laptop over the weekend

All good, in general, and I’ll be able to get another couple of years out of it

I found that:

  • I had to run the installer twice before it worked

  • gpodder picked up all my subscriptions from gpodder.net, which was handy, because I’d forgotten to export the opml

  • I had to log out and back in again to get gpodder to save to the folder I specified

  • Spotify seems identical. I use custom order, which I wasn’t expecting to be there in the Linux version….I’m wondering whether it’s actually the windows version running under wine

  • it’s a shame PSClock won’t run

  • I installed the Mate desktop…I very much prefer that to the default Ubuntu one

  • I haven’t got gvim set up yet

  • or VS Code

  • or any powershell stuff beyond installing it

……but it’s all good

Ubuntu mate wall paper with a new Brighton lighthouse apparently

I couldn’t really see the point of playing so many long, aerial balls against a team so particularly big and so particularly physical as Serbia…..but a win’s a win by any other name, I suppose ⚽

So far, so ok-ish

The BBC guys seem to be wearing rose-tinted glasses ⚽

Three different players beginning with B have scored so far

Broja has just got to score ⚽

From a bit in last week’s Times in which various writer-y types recommend books for the new Prime Minister (I hope)

The last thing the next prime minister should do is to read a book about political history. He’ll draw all the wrong lessons - they always do - then spend the next five years worrying about how he’ll be remembered. Since one of the most important political assets is a sense of humour, he’d be much better off with PG Wodehouse’s The Code of the Woosters, a valuable reminder that behind the stern façade of even the most formidable politician, there lurks the potential proprietor of a lingerie shop.

Dominic Sandbrook historian and columnist

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